Bailey Madura
555 Alpo Way· Dog Bone, IL 12345 ·
(800) 555-1012
Objectives
Looking for a position where I can do a lot of eating and sleeping.
Also skilled in going on long walks. Willing to travel (although
you probably won't be after you take me with!)
Education
Eukanuba State University (1999-2001)
- Graduated May, 2001. M.A. Getting Into Trouble
- Grade Point Average: 3.5 Overall, 4.0 in major
- Vets List: September 1999-May 2001
- Member, Eat Alota Bones Honor Society
Saint Bernard University (1996-1999)
- Graduated May, 1999. B.A. Being A Bad Dog
- Grade Point Average: 4.0 Overall, 4.0 in major
- Purina Chow List: September 1996-May 1999
- President, Eating The Most In One Sitting Society
Employment
General House Dog (Madura Family, 1995-present):
Generally lay around the house and beg for food when necessary.
Skilled at not burning any calories unless it is time to eat or time
for a walk.
Bad Puppy (Previous Owners, 1995): Managed to almost
singlehandedly destroy the house of my previous owners. This lead
to their listing me in the paper for sale.
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Mike Madura ·