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document.write("<center><font size=+1 color=yellow>")

 day = new Date()

 hr = day.getHours()

 if (hr ==1)

 document.write("Good morning! It's 1AM, are you Inducted yet?")

 if (hr ==2)

 document.write("Hey you!  It is past 2AM! The bars must be closed!  Inducted?")

 if (hr ==3)

 document.write("Hey, it is after 3AM! Are you a vampire or are you Inducted?")

 if (hr ==4)

 document.write("4AM? You must roam all night huh!  Get Inducted!")

 if (hr ==5)

 document.write("Whoa 5AM! It's almost daylight and your still not Inducted?")

 if (hr ==6)

 document.write("Hey crazy, isn't it too early to be not be Inducted!  ")

 if ((hr == 6) || (hr ==7) || (hr ==8) || (hr == 9) || (hr ==10))

 document.write("Good Morning!  Get Inducted!")

 if (hr ==11)

 document.write("11AM ...What are you doing on our page so early??  Trying to get Inducted?")

 if (hr ==12)

 document.write("NOON! Great, it must be time for us to eat breakfast!  Eggs, and Inducted..")

 if (hr ==14)

 document.write("It's 2PM now, Have you eaten lunch yet??  Have you been Inducted?")

 if ((hr==15) || (hr==16) || (hr==13))

 document.write("Good Afternoon, stay Inducted!")

 if ((hr==17) || (hr==18) || (hr==19) || (hr==20) || (hr==21) || (hr==22))

 document.write("Good Evening our future Inducted one! Welcome!")

 if (hr==23)

 document.write("It's almost midnight...Aren't you sleepy yet?  Why not get Inducted?")

 if (hr==0)

 document.write("It's midnight...do you ever sleep?  Go get Inducted!")
 
 document.write("</font></center>")

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