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MasterCard Commercial

Suggested script for an upcoming Master Card commercial:

Lockheed  F-16 Fighting Falcon - $25 million dollars

Lockheed F-117 Nighthawk Stealth Fighter - $45 million dollars. 

Boeing B-52 Stratofortress - $74 million dollars.

Brand new B-2 Stealth Bomber - $2.1 billion dollars.

A decent map of downtown Belgrade - Priceless.

There are some things that money can't buy. . . unfortunately, good
intelligence is one of them. For the rest, there's MasterCard,  
the official card of the 19 member NATO alliance.

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