Worst Pick Up Lines

Worst PICK UP LINES

1. Why don't you sit on my lap & we'll see what pops up.
2. [Motion for girl to come here with one finger.]...If I can make you
come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!!
3. [Grab his/her ass.]...Excuse me, is this seat taken??
4. Can I get some fries with that shake??
5. [Wet your finger & touch his/her shirt.]...Let's get you out of those
wet clothes!!
6. If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me??
7. I lost my phone number, can I have yours??
8. Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy??
9. Fuck me if I'm wrong...but don't you wanna kiss me??
10. That's a nice shirt, but I bet it'd look better wadded up on my
bedroom floor.
11. Do you sleep on your stomach?? Can I??
12. You look so good I wish I could plant you & grow a whole field of
y'all.
13. I may not be Fred Flintstone...but I bet I can make your bed rock.
14. There's a party in my pants & you're invited.
15. [Give him/her a card that says "Smile if you wanna fuck."]
16. [Offer him/her a screw.]...wanna screw??
17. That shirt is very becoming on you...of course, if I was on you, I'd
be cumming too.
18. The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house & spread the word.
19. Wanna get a pizza & fuck?? ("No.") What's the matter?? You don't like
pizza??
20. Lie down...I think I love you.
21. I know a great way to burn off the 300 calories in that pastry you
just ate.
22. I'm learning Latin...would you like to come home with me & help me
practice oral declensions??
23. Did it hurt?? ("What??) When you fell from heaven...did it hurt??
24. Excuse me...is your last name Gillette??...cuz you're the best a man
can get!!
25. Excuse me...do you give head to strangers? ("No.") Well, then, allow
me to introduce myself.
26. They call me Milk...cuz I do your body good.
27. Wanna have some fun?? I got the "f" & the "n"...all I need is "u."
28. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me??
29. Smiling's the second best thing a person can do with their mouth...why
don't I show you the first??
30. If I followed you home, would you keep me??
31. Do you want to have my children??(assuming the answer is "No.") Okay
then, can we just practice??
32. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the
answer to this question??
33. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been
drinking??
34. Would you be my love buffet...so I can lay you on the table & take
what I want??
35. Are you wearing space pants?? Cuz your butt is out of this world!!
36. Is it hot in here or is it just you??
37. You have 250 bones in your body, want another one??
38. First of all...I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then
move up to your belly button!!
39. Are you in the mood for swimming?? Cuz I was hoping I could show you
my breast stroke.
40. My name is [your name], you might wanna remember that cuz you'll be
screaming it all night.
41. [Put a dollar partially hanging out of your pants & when he/she asks
about the dollar]...It's all you can eat under a dollar.
42. Do you wax those jeans cuz I can see myself in them.
43. Wanna ride my convertible?? It's got a pop-up top & it's good for a
long ride.
44. I've had a really bad day & it always makes me feel better to see a
pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me??
45. Your father must be a drug dealer cuz you sure are dope.
46. Is there a mirror in your pants?? Cuz I can definitely see myself in
'em.
47. Do you believe in love at first sight??  If not, I can walk by again.
48. Did you hear you can burn the most calories through sex?? Wanna start
a weight loss program??
49. (for short people) Some of us use our hormones growing tall & others
use 'em growing other extensions.
50. Wanna play army?? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me!!
51. You're under citizen's arrest, cuz it's got to be illegal to look that
good!!
52. I need a twenty thousand ton penguin. ("Why??) Oh sorry...I'm just
trying to break the ice.
53. Do you know what would look good on you?? ("What?") Me.
54. You're always on my mind...but I'd rather have you on my bed.
55. You can feel the magic between us...No...lower!!
56. I really want you to know how I feel...so you better use both