The Top 10 Things That Would Be Different If Microsoft Built Cars

10.  Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy
a new car. 

9.  Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
would just accept this, restart, and drive on. 

8.  Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and
fail, and you would have to re-install the engine.  For some strange
reason, you would accept this, too. 

7.  You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought
Car95 or CarNT. But, then you would have to buy more seats. 

6.  Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable,
five times as fast, twice as easy to drive - but would only run on 5 % of
the roads. 

5.  The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to
their cars, which would make their cars run much slower. 

4.  The oil, gas, and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a
single general car default warning light. 

3.  New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt. 

2.  The airbag system would say are you sure? before activating. 

And the Number One Thing that Would be Different:

1.  If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.