You might be a Redneck Jedi if

...if you've ever said: "May the force be with y'all."
...if your Jedi robe is camouflage.
...if you have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of BudLight.
...if your X-Wing is primer-coloured.
...if you know what Ewok tastes like.
...if your land-speeder is up on blocks in your front yard.
...if you think the worst thing about Dagobah is "them dadgum skeeters!"
...if wookies are offended by your B.O.
...if you have ever used the force while fishing and/or bowling.
...if you have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in
through
the window.
...if you kinda think Jabba the Hutt has a pretty good handle on how to
treat the
chicks.
...if you've ever heard someone say: "Luke, I am your father... and your
brother!"