Funny Sexual Email Addresses

Many Universities, colleges, and businesses tend to strip the last name
down to 6 characters and add the first and last initial to either the
beginning or end to make up an e-mail address. i.e.; Mary L.Ferguson =
mlfergus or fergusml.

They are just now beginning to realize the problems that may arise when
you have a large and diverse pool of people to choose from.  Add to that a
large database of company/college acronyms and you have some very funny
addresses.  (Probably not funny to the individual involved.) 
Some examples follow:

Hellen Thomas Eatons (Duke University): eatonsht@dku.edu

Martha Elizabeth Cummins (Fresno University): cumminme@fu.edu

George David Blowmer (Drop Front Drawers & Cabinets Inc.):
blowmegd@dropdrawers.com

Mary Ellen Dickinson (Indiana University of Pennsylvania):
dickinme@iup.edu

Francis Kevin Kissinger (Las Verdes University): 
kissinfk@lvu.edu

Barbara Joan Beeranger (Myplace Home Decorating):
beeranbj@myplace.com

Amanda Sue Pickering (Perdue University): aspicker@pu.edu

Ida Beatrice Ballinger (Ball State University): ibballin@bsu.edu

Bradley Thomas Kissering (Brady Electrical, Northern Division,
Overton, Canada):  btkisser@bendover.com