Why Nagging a Man Doesn't Work

What a woman says:
"This place is a mess!  C'mon, you and I need to clean up,  Your stuff is
lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear,  if we don't do
laundry right now!"

What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW


"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and
get used to the idea."  -- Robert A. Heinlein