Men/Women Bashing

Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
     world does it take to do the dishes?

A: Both of them.
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Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the
    future?

A: He buys two cases of beer.
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Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?

A: So men can remember them.
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Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of
     toilet paper?

A: We don't know; it has never happened.
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Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
     caring and good looking?

A: They all already have boyfriends.
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Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her
     husband is every night?

A: A widow.
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Q: When do you care for a man's company?

A: When he owns it.
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Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?

A: Put the remote control between his toes.
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Q: What did God say after creating Adam?

A: "I MUST be able to do better than that!"
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Q: What did God say after creating Eve?

  A: "No need to mess with Perfection."
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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."!