The Smarter Sex

A woman and a man were involved in a car accident -- it was a bad one.
Both of their cars were totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of them
were hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said, "So,
you're a man -- that's interesting.  I'm a woman.  Wow, just look at our
cars!  There's nothing left, but fortunately we are both unhurt.  This
must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends, and live
together in peace for the rest of our days." The man thoughtfully replied,
"I agree with you completely.  This must be a sign from God!"

 

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.  My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.  Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she
handed the bottle to the man.  The man nodded his head in agreement,
opened it, and drank half the bottle.  He then handed it back to the
woman. The woman took the bottle, and immediately put the cap back on, and
handed it back to the man.  In surprise, he asked, "Aren't you having
any?" "No," the woman replied, "I think I'll just wait for the police..."