The difference between girls and boys

Little johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher,
indicating that "johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the
differences between boys and girls," and would his mother,  "please sit
down and have a talk with johnny about this."  so johnny's mother takes
him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to  her bedroom,  and closes the door. 
 " first, johnny, i want you to take off my blouse..." 
        so he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off. 
" ok, now take off my skirt... "
        and he takes off her skirt. 
" now take off my bra.."
        which he does. 
" and now, johnny, please take off my panties. "
        and when johnny finishes removing those, she says, 
 "johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school any more!" 

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Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to this summer:

10. Tommy Lee's---------- Camp Kickachickee
9. Lorena Bobbit's------ Camp Cutaweewee
8. Tanya Harding's------ Camp Wackaneenee
7. Kenneth Star's------- Camp Catchacrookee
6. Louis Farakahn's----- Camp Killawhitey
5. O.J. Simpson's------- Camp Killachickee
4. Michael Jackson's---- Camp Wannabewhitey
3. President Clinton's-- Camp Getahoochie
2. Ellen Degeneras's---- Camp Lickacoochie

And the number one camp not to send your kid to...
1. Monica Lewinsky's---- Camp Suckapeepee