'Smart' women everywhere?

1.   I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know
I'mnotdumb ... and I also know that I'm not blonde.     -Dolly Parton-
2.   You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly everseea
smart woman with a dumb guy.  -Erica Jong-
3.   I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of
myfriendstold me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want     to
do anythingthatfeels good for 36 hours.  -Rita Rudner-
4.   My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a
child.Wecan't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.     -Rita
Rudner-
5.   I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.     Wendy
Liebman-
6.   Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.     Erma
Bombeck-
7.   If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them!!!
-Sue Grafton-
8.   I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
9.   I think-therefore I'm single.  -Lizz Winstead-
10.  When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.     Men
invade another country.   -Elayne Boosler-
11.  Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.     -Maryon Pearson-
12.  I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.-Gilda Radner-
13.  In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want
anything done, ask a woman.   -Margaret Thatcher-
14.  I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combinemarriageand
a career.   -Gloria Steinhem-
15.  Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.     -Gloria
Steinhem-
16.  I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at
homewhich answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog     which
growlseverymorning, a parrot which swears all afternoon       and a cat
that comeshomelate at night. -Marie Corelli-
17.  Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths.     -Baroness Edith
Summerskill-
18.  If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noosearoundyour
neck  -Linda Ellerbee-
19.  I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his
house.  -Zsa