The Perfect Couple

THE PERFECT COUPLE

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect 
courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of 
course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple 
was driving a perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a whinding road, when 
they noticed somebody at the side of the roadside in distress. Being the 
perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a 
huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve 
of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their 
vehicle. Soon they were driving all over delivering the toys. 
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect 
couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the 
accident. Who was the survivor?

(Scrool down for the answer
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The perfect woman. She's the only one that really existed in the first 
place--everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing 
as a perfect man...

(Women stop here. Men, keep scrolling.)
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman 
must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident! (by 
the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this...this brings up 
another poing...women never listen either...)