The Reverend's Wife Tells About Her Day

The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a
"Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the
back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting
experience followed.

I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought
about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper
sticker really worked! I found lots of propel who love Jesus. Why, the guy
behind me starting to honk like crazy. He must really love the Lord
because pretty soon, he leaned out and yelled, "Jesus Christ!!"  as loud
as he could. It was like a football game with his shouting, "Go Jesus
Christ, go!!" Everyone else started honking, too; so I leaned out my
window and waved and smiled to all of those loving people. There must have
been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling
something about a sunny beach; and I saw him waving a funny way with only
his middle finger stuck in the air. I asked my kids what that meant. They
kind of squirmed, looked at each other, giggled and told me that it was
the Hawaiian good luck sign. So, I leaned out the window and gave him the
good luck sign back.

Several cars behind, a very nice black man stepped out of his car and
yelled something. I couldn't hear him very well but it sounded like,
"Mother trucker" or "Mother's from there." Maybe he was from Florida too.
He must really love the Lord. A couple of people were so caught up in the
joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking towards
me. I bet they wanted to prey, but just then I noticed that the light had
changed, and I was the only driver to get across the intersection. I
looked back at them standing there. I leaned out the window, gave them a
big smile and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign as I drove away.