Ribbit

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.. He is on the
second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks
nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."

The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9
Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to Prove the frog wrong, puts the
club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He
is shocked.  He says to the frog, "Wow that's  amazing. You must be  a
lucky frog,  The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."

The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.. "What do you
think frog?," the man asks. "Ribbit 3  wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and,  Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled
and doesn't know what to say.  By the end of the day, the man golfed the
best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK  where to next?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas."

They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog,  now what?" The frog
says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon  approaching the  roulette table, The man
asks, "What do you think I  should bet?"  The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000,
black 6." Now, is a million-to-one shot to win,  but after the golf  game
the man figures what the heck.

Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding  back across the  table. The man takes
his winnings and  buys the best room  in  the hotel. He sits the frog down
and says, "Frog, I don't know  how to repay you.  You've won me all  this
money and I am forever grateful"..  The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss  Me."
He figures why not, since after all the frog did  for him, he deserves it.
With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old  girl. "And  that,
your honor, is how the girl  ended up in my  room.

So help me God or my name is not William  Jefferson Clinton."