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Gloves and Panties (goodtimes)

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday
and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he
decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic but not too
personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to
Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair
of panties for herself. 

During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the
gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents,
the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the
following note: "I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the
habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for
your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons but she
wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade,
but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing
for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours
on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put them on
for you the first time as no doubt other hands will come in contact with
them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off,
remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally
be a little damp from wearing.  Just think how many times I will kiss them
during the coming year !  All my love. 

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing.

LAUGH .. THEN SEND IT TO A FRIEND (THE "GIFT")

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