The Storm

One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana; the next
morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into
most of the homes there.

Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs.
Thibodaux, waiting for help to come.

Mrs. Thibodaux noticed a lone baseball cap floating near the
house.  Then she saw it float far out into the front yard,
then float all the way back to the house; it kept floating
away from the house, then back in.

Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Mrs.
Boudreaux, "Do you see that baseball cap floating away from
the house, then back again?"

Mrs. Boudreaux said, "Oh yes, that's my husband; I told him he
was going to cut the grass today come Hell or high water!"