The Rooster

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his
chicken coop.  The new rooster struts over the old rooster and says, "Ok
old fart, time to retire."

The old rooster replies, "Come on, you cannot handle ALL these  chickens.
Look what it has done to me.  Can't you just let me have  the two old hens
over in the corner?

The young rooster says, "Beat it!  You are washed up and I am taking
over."

The old rooster says, "I will tell you what young stud, I will race you
around the farmhouse.  Whomever wins gets exclusive domain over  the
entire chicken coop." 

The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old  man, so
just to be fair I will give you a head start."

The old rooster takes off running.  About 15 seconds later the young
rooster takes off running after him.  They  round the front porch of the
farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.  He is already  about
5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in the front porch when he sees the
roosters running by.  He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM! he blows  the
young rooster to bits.  The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,  "Damn
it....third gay rooster I bought this month."