Van Gogh & The Senior Driver

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I
just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280.
Please be careful!"

"Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

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After much careful research it has been discovered that the artist Vincent
Van Gogh  had many relatives. Among them:
 
 His obnoxious brother:   Please Gogh
 
 His dizzy aunt:    Verti Gogh
 
 The brother who ate prunes:   Gotta Gogh
 
 The brother who worked at a convenience store:   Stopn Gogh
 
 The grandfather from Yugoslavia:  U Gogh
 
 The brother who bleached his clothes white:  Hue Gogh
 
 The cousin from Illinois.:   Chica' Gogh
 
 His magician uncle:  Wherediddy Gogh
 
 His Mexican cousin:  Ahmee Gogh
 
 The Mexican cousin's American half brother:  Grin Gogh
 
 The nephew who drove a stage coach:  Wellsfar Gogh
 
 The constipated uncle:  Cant Gogh
 
 The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan Gogh

 The bird lover uncle:  Flamin Gogh
 
 His nephew psychoanalyst:  E Gogh
 
 The fruit loving cousin:  Man Gogh
 
 An aunt who taught positive thinking:  Wayto Gogh
 
 The little bouncy nephew:  Poe Gogh
 
 A sister who loved disco:  Go Gogh