Blonde jokes

~What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

~Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

~Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four
hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland "Left", so they turned
around and went home.

~What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.

~What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
Oh look, Daddy...Doughnut seeds.

~Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.

~Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

~How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

~Why can't Blondes dial 911?
They can't find the 11 on the phone!

~What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth!

~How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer?
There is white-out all over the monitor.

~Why shouldn't Blondes have coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.

~A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette said, 
"Oh look at the dead bird." The Blonde looked skyward and said, "Where,
where?"

~How do you drown a Blonde?
Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

~Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular
one?
You have to hollow out the head.

~How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.

~Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

~What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team?
They drowned in Spring Training.

~What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"

~How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.