Coffee Blonde Legend

AND NOW THE LEGEND!!! 
Legend has it that there is a coffee bar in New York where, in the Ladies
Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror
and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a
lie---*poof*------- you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to
be seen again.  Soooooo....

A redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands
before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the
world."

*Poof* the mirror swallows her up.

Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says,"I think
I'm the sexiest woman alive".  *Poof* the mirror swallows her.

Then, an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror
and says, "I think...".  *Poof*