Blondes...

* She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She tripped over the cordless phone.
* She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
* She told someone to meet her at the corner of WALK and  DON'T  WALK
* She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", she put
Sagittarius
* If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.
* Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?  It took her months
to figure out she could use it at night.
* What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
* "Look!  They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
* Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice?  Because it
said"concentrate"
* Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to retrain.
* What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle? A dope ring.
* Why can't blondes be pharmacists?  Because they can't fit the bottle in
the typewriter.
* What's the definition of eternity?  4 blondes at a 4-way stop
* What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean?  An airpocket.
* What do you call a basement full of blondes? A whine cellar.
* Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?   "This goes in front"