Lawyers!

What is the difference between a dead run-over skunk and a dead run-over
lawyer? 
     * There is skid marks in front of the skunk. 
 
 
What is black and brown and looks great on a lawyer? 
     * A Doberman. 
 
 
What do you call 100 lawyers parachuting out of a airplane? 
     * Skeet. 
 
Why don't standard law practices allow lawyers to have sexual relations
with  their clients? 
     * They don't want the clients to think that they are paying twice for
what is essentially the same service. 
 
 
What do you have when ten lawyers are buried up to their necks 
in sand? 
     * Not enough sand.