The Doctor Visit

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you
hurting?" asked the doctor.

"You have to help me, I hurt all over," said the woman.

"What do you mean, all over," asked the doctor, "please be a little more
specific."

The woman touched her right knee with her finger and yelled, "Ow, that
hurts."  Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That
hurts, too."  Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts",
she cried.

The doctor looked at her thoughtfully for a moment and asked, "Are you a
natural blonde?" "Why, yes," she said.

"I thought so," said the doctor, "You have a broken finger."