Episode Listing

1.01	001	Life and Stuff	Roseanne works full-time, runs the household, runs errands, and deals with complaints about Darlene's behavior in school.
1.02	002	We're in the Money	Dan & Roseanne decide how they should spend his cash advance.
1.03	003	D-I-V-O-R-C-E	During an evening out, Dan & Roseanne contemplate what life would be like if they were to divorce.
1.04	004	Language Lessons	Roseanne is caught between her feuding husband and sister.
1.05	005	Radio Days	Dan & Roseanne submit a song to a radio contest.
1.06	006	Lovers' Lane	Jackie and Booker have a bet with high stakes.
1.07	007	The Memory Game	Roseanne learns of a fling Dan had with another girl back in high school.
1.08	008	Here's to Good Friends	Jackie and Roseanne help Crystal out of her depression.
1.09	009	Dan's Birthday Bash	Dan's party is interrupted by a bully.
1.10	010	Saturday	A typical Saturday afternoon finds Dan and friends tuning up the truck.
1.11	011	Canoga Time	Dan & Roseanne argue over what junk goes to the rummage sale.
1.12	012	The Monday Thru Friday Show	Dan & Roseanne plan a real honeymoon — Becky refuses to dissect a frog in Biology — Darlene finds she can't handle her paper route.
1.13	013	Bridge Over Troubled Sonny	Crystal confronts her past.
1.14	014	Father's Day	Roseanne plays referee between Dan and his father (Ned Beatty).
1.15	015	Nightmare on Oak Street	Darlene's nightmares aren't due to watching a scary movie.
1.16	016	Mall Story	The family takes a trip to the mall.
1.17	017	Becky's Choice	Becky sneaks out of the house to meet a boy while her soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend and his parents are over for dinner.
1.18	018	Slice of Life	When Darlene has an emergency appendectomy, Roseanne feels guilty for having yelled at her earlier.
1.19	019	Workin' Overtime	The house falls apart when Roseanne has to work mandatory overtime.
1.20	020	Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore	A tornado sweeps through the town of Lanford.
1.21	021	Death and Stuff	A salesman drops by, then drops dead in the Conners' house.
1.22	022	Dear Mom and Dad	Roseanne's parents visit, stirring the Conners into a frenzy.
1.23	023	Let's Call it Quits	Roseanne quits her job at Wellman Plastics.

2.01	024	Inherit the Wind	Becky has a humiliating incident at school.
2.02	025	Little Sister	Roseanne criticizes Jackie's choice to become a cop.
2.03	026	Guilt by Disassociation	Roseanne almost gets a new job, but she's unqualified.
2.04	027	Somebody Stole My Gal	Jackie leaves for the police academy.
2.05	028	House of Grown-ups	The Conners entertain a very lonely friend.
2.06	029	Five of a Kind	Roseanne misinterprets a kiss from Dan's friend Arnie (Tom Arnold).
2.07	030	BOO!	The Conners dress the house up for Halloween — meanwhile Dan & Roseanne try to outdo each other's pranks.
2.08	031	Sweet Dreams	All Roseanne wants is a few minutes of solitude in the tub.
2.09	032	We Gather Together	Thanksgiving with the family finds Roseanne in the middle between Jackie and their mother.
2.10	033	Brain-Dead Poets Society	Darlene's poem for class is selected to be read at the geeky "talent night" program at school.
2.11	034	Lobocop	Roseanne's work schedule at the Lobo takes a bite out of her and Dan's romantic schedule.
2.12	035	No Talking	Angry at her mother, Becky uses the silent treatment to get her way.
2.13	036	Chicken Hearts - Chicken Hearts	Roseanne sucks up to her teenage boss to get Saturdays off.
2.14	037	One for the Road	Becky and her friend get into the liquor while home alone.
2.15	038	An Officer and a Gentleman	Jackie takes care of Dan and the kids when Roseanne is called away.
2.16	039	Born to be Wild	Dan & Roseanne's old pal Ziggy passes through town, prompting Dan to refurbish his old motorcycle.
2.17	040	Hair	Roseanne takes a menial job at a beauty shop.
2.18	041	I'm Hungry	Roseanne goes on a diet.
2.19	042	All of Me	Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm over the new man in her life — Part 1 of 2.
2.20	043	To Tell the Truth	Conclusion — Roseanne's meddling results in silence between her and Jackie.
2.21	044	Fender Bender	Roseanne is hit by her old boss, Mrs. Wellman.
2.22	045	April Fool's Day	Dan & Roseanne take a trip to the IRS office on April 15^th.
2.23	046	Fathers and Daughters	Roseanne thinks Dan's relationship with Becky needs help — he thinks the same of her relationship with Darlene.
2.24	047	Happy Birthday	Dan turns the basement into an office for Roseanne.

3.01	048	The Test	Roseanne thinks she might be pregnant.
3.02	049	Friends and Relatives	Dan loans money to Arnie, then comes up short at month's end.
3.03	050	Like a Virgin	Roseanne has "the talk" with Becky, unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.
3.04	051	Like, A New Job	Roseanne gets a job at Rodbell's coffee shop.
3.05	052	Good-bye, Mr. Right	Jackie breaks-up with Gary (Brian Kerwin) after he issues an ultimatum.
3.06	053	Becky, Beds and Boys	Dan & Roseanne are totally unimpressed with Becky's new boyfriend.
3.07	054	Trick or Treat	Roseanne dresses as a lumberjack, and hangs out with "the guys" at the Lobo.
3.08	055	PMS, I Love You	The PMS monster visits Roseanne as she prepares Dan's surprise birthday party.
3.09	056	Bird is the Word	Becky is suspended for making an obscene gesture in the class picture.
3.10	057	Dream Lover	Roseanne meets the woman of Dan's dreams — Patrika Darbo as Marge Dolman.
3.11	058	Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?	Dan & Roseanne enforce the girls' curfew.
3.12	059	Confessions	Her mother feels Roseanne's life is merely ordinary.
3.13	060	The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father	The Conners learn that Crystal and Ed plan to marry — Part 1 of 2.
3.14	061	The Wedding	Conclusion — Roseanne helps plan the wedding, against Dan's wishes.
3.15	062	Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore	Refusing to follow her parents' wishes, Becky runs away to Jackie's.
3.16	063	Home-Ec	Roseanne takes Darlene's home-ec class on a field trip.
3.17	064	Valentine's Day	Valentine's day finds Dan shopping for a present for Roseanne and Darlene getting unwanted help in snaring a boyfriend.
3.18	065	Communicable Theater	Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.
3.19	066	Vegas Interruptus	Roseanne risks losing her job to go to Las Vegas — Jackie polices the girls' wild party.
3.20	067	Her Boyfriend's Back	Dan flies off the handle after learning that Becky and her boyfriend took the motorcycle out without permission.
3.21	068	Trouble With the Rubbles	The Conners meet their new neighbors, the Bowmans.
3.22	069	Second Time Around	Dan has a near-miss at work, prompting him to contemplate his family's welfare if he were to die.
3.23	070	Dances With Darlene	Roseanne makes a huge fuss over Darlene's first dance.
3.24	071	Scenes From a Barbecue	A Mother's Day celebration finds the Conners begging Roseanne's Nana Mary to come live with them.
3.25	072	The Pied Piper of Lanford	Ziggy is back trying to convince Dan to give up drywalling and be his partner in a motorcycle shop venture.

4.01	073	A Bitter Pill to Swallow	Becky suggests it might be a good idea to go on the pill.
4.02	074	Take My Bike... Please!	Lanford Custom Cycle opens, but Dan & Roseanne find that selling a bike is a challenge.
4.03	075	Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker	Depressed over seeing her ex-fiancé with another woman, Jackie is driven to an act of desperation.
4.04	076	Darlene Fades to Black	Darlene dons black and wants to be left alone.
4.05	077	Tolerate Thy Neighbor	Roseanne's in hot water with neighbor Kathy.
4.06	078	Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down	Dan & Roseanne play a malicious prank on Kathy — then Roseanne fears Kathy's out for revenge at the Lobo party.
4.07	079	Vegas	Dan & Roseanne get their vacation as they agree to stand up at Arnie and Nancy's wedding in Las Vegas — Part 1 of 2.
4.08	080	Vegas, Vegas	Conclusion — Even Wayne Newton can't brighten the mood of Dan & Roseanne's vacation.
4.09	081	Stressed to Kill	Roseanne is secretly smoking.
4.10	082	Thanksgiving 1991	Bev reveals a secret about Roseanne and Jackie's dad over dinner.
4.11	083	Kansas City, Here We Come	Roseanne and Jackie meet their dad's "other woman".
4.12	084	Santa Claus	Roseanne and Jackie pose as Santa and Mrs. Claus at the mall.
4.13	085	Bingo	Roseanne becomes a bingo addict — and Crystal has some news.
4.14	086	The Bowling Show	Dan's team struggles to not end up in last place.
4.15	087	The Back Story	Bev comes to the aid of an ailing Roseanne — and to spoil her grandkids.
4.16	088	Less is More	Roseanne undergoes surgery to alleviate her back problems — Dr. Doogie Howser, played by Neil Patrick Harris, has a cameo.
4.17	089	Breakin' Up is Hard to Do	Much to the joy of Dan & Roseanne, Becky and Mark break up.
4.18	090	This Old House	Jackie and Roseanne take a poignant trip down memory lane when they visit their childhood home.
4.19	091	The Commercial Show	The Conners are selected to be in a TV commercial for Rodbell's coffee shop as the "All-American family"; meanwhile, the Bowmans prepare to move back to Chicago — Rick Dees as the commercial's director.
4.20	092	Therapy	Jackie convinces Roseanne to join her for a therapy session.
4.21	093	Lies	The coffee shop employees are asked to take a lie-detector test.
4.22	094	Deliverance	Due to a fight over Leon's job, Roseanne and Bonnie miss the arrival of Crystal's baby — then they learn the restaurant is slated to close.
4.23	095	Secrets	Dan pays dearly for keeping a secret about Mark's drunken night at the Lobo.
4.24	096	Don't Make Me Over	Roseanne's learns that her Mother's Day gift from the girls is just a ploy to suck-up.
4.25	097	Aliens	D.J.'s scholastic achievement is the only light on the Conners' dim horizon, as their financial future is in jeopardy.

5.01	098	Terms of Estrangement, Part 1	As the bike shop folds, Becky decides she must choose between Mark and her family.
5.02	099	Terms of Estrangement, Part 2	Conclusion — Newlyweds Becky and Mark drop by to say farewell before moving to Minneapolis.
5.03	100	The Dark Ages	Financial problems worsen as Dan & Roseanne can't pay their bills.
5.04	101	Mommy Nearest	Bev has sold the house and plans to move to Lanford.
5.05	102	Pretty in Black	Roseanne plans a surprise sweet-sixteen party for Darlene.
5.06	103	Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places	Roseanne, Jackie and Nancy try to get a loan to start their restaurant business.
5.07	104	Halloween IV	Roseanne has lost her Halloween spirit, and is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future.
5.08	105	Ladies' Choice	Nancy drops a bombshell on Roseanne and Jackie.
5.09	106	Stand On Your Man	A run-in with a lunatic at the Lunch Box prompts the women to take a self-defense class.
5.10	107	Good Girls, Bad Girls	Darlene goes to a rock concert with neighbor Molly Tilden.
5.11	108	Of Ice and Men	Roseanne plays matchmaker for Jackie and latest beau, Fisher.
5.12	109	It's No Place Like Home for the Holidays	A snowstorm keeps the family apart on Christmas.
5.13	110	Crime and Punishment	Upon learning that Jackie was physically abused, Dan takes matters into his own hands — Part 1 of 2.
5.14	111	War and Peace	Conclusion — Rumors abound as to why Dan spent the night in jail as Roseanne prepares to move Jackie out of Fisher's apartment.
5.15	112	Lanford Daze	Loretta Lynn drops in at Lanford Days and orders a loose-meat sandwich from vegetarian Darlene.
5.16	113	Wait Till Your Father Gets Home	Roseanne and Jackie plan their father's funeral, at which Bev meets "the other woman" face to face.
5.17	114	First Cousin, Twice Removed	Rich cousin, Ronnie (Jackie Collins), comes to patch things up with Roseanne after 20 years.
5.18	115	Lose a Job, Winnebago	The Conners and the Tildens "motor west" to Los Angeles.
5.19	116	It's a Boy	Darlene wants David to move in with them.
5.20	117	It was Twenty Years Ago Today	To finance his anniversary present for Roseanne, Dan takes on a part-time job, which interferes with their plans to celebrate.
5.21	118	Playing with Matches	D.J. catches David kissing (actually being kissed by) Molly — and Bev has a new boyfriend (Red Buttons).
5.22	119	Promises, Promises	Darlene has special prom-night plans for David.
5.23	120	Glengarry, Glen Rosey	A financial crisis arises when Dan and friends can't sell the house they've refurbished.
5.24	121	Tooth or Consequences	Dan accidentally knocks out Roseanne's front tooth, just in time for a surprise health inspection at the restaurant — by none other than her old boss, Leon. Meanwhile, Darlene is accepted into art school.
5.25	122	Daughters and Other Strangers	Roseanne convinces Darlene that she should go to art school now, even though David didn't get accepted.

6.01	123	Two Down, One to Go	Roseanne suffers from empty-nest syndrome, as Darlene settles into her new apartment in Chicago.
6.02	124	The Mommy's Curse	After learning her daughters don't want her around the diner, Bev sells her share to someone else — and Jackie resumes dating.
6.03	125	Party Politics	Roseanne schemes to reunite Darlene with David, while Darlene schemes to help D.J. not get caught skipping school.
6.04	126	A Stash from the Past	Roseanne accuses David of bringing marijuana into the house — until Dan reveals the truth.
6.05	127	Be My Baby	Roseanne has some baby news to blab about.
6.06	128	Halloween V	Darlene and David pull a big prank on Roseanne.
6.07	129	Homeward Bound	Bored without Darlene, David says he's moving to Michigan to live with his mom.
6.08	130	Guilt by Imagination	Roseanne is furious when she learns of Dan's impromptu lunch date with his old high school flame (played by Vicki Lawrence); Fabio has a cameo appearance.
6.09	131	Homecoming	Mark and Becky return home, and Roseanne suspects their marriage is in trouble (Sarah Chalke assumes the role of Becky).
6.10	132	Thanksgiving '93	Darlene's stuck at school, Becky's preparing dinner, Dan and Mark fight, and Nana Mary reveals a secret about Bev's marriage.
6.11	133	The Driver's Seat	Roseanne gets carried away with D.J.'s punishment after he takes the car for a joyride — Dan blames her stress on her work.
6.12	134	White Trash Christmas	The holidays bring Darlene a surprise visit from Bev and D.J., Becky a demeaning waitress job, and the Conners a community edict regulating outdoor decorations.
6.13	135	Suck Up or Shut Up	Roseanne joins a women's club to make useful business contacts; Mark drops out of trade school — Florence Henderson guests and Anthony Geary and Genie Francis have a cameo as Luke and Laura from General Hospital.
6.14	136	Busted	While trying to reunite Mark and Becky, Roseanne learns a huge secret about David and Darlene.
6.15	137	David vs. Goliath	David confesses to Dan about living in Chicago with Darlene.
6.16	138	Everyone Comes to Jackie's	Roseanne wants David to move back in with them but Dan won't hear of it — Darlene just wants to be treated like an adult.
6.17	139	Don't Make Room for Daddy	Fred sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child when she refuses to allow him to be part of its life.
6.18	140	Don't Ask, Don't Tell	Roseanne and Jackie join Nancy and her girlfriend Sharon (Mariel Hemingway) for a night out.
6.19	141	Labor Day	Roseanne delays calling Fred when Jackie goes into labor.
6.20	142	Past Imperfect	Fred is a little overwhelmed by Jackie's active past — Dan confronts his dad about his obligations to his mother — Part 1 of 2.
6.21	143	Lies My Father Told Me	Conclusion — Roseanne helps Dan face the truth about his mother.
6.22	144	I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep	Roseanne schemes to profit from an appliance store's error, prompting D.J. to ask questions about right and wrong.
6.23	145	Body by Jake	Secrets are revealed about Fred's plans to propose to Jackie and about how Bev actually broke her hip.
6.24	146	Isn't It Romantic	Fred romantically whisks Jackie away, while Roseanne is convinced Dan has lost his romantic abilities; guest appearances by Robert S. Woods, Clint Ritchie and John Loprieno.
6.25	147	Altar Egos	As Fred and Jackie prepare to marry, he's convinced she has strong feelings for another man.

7.01	148	Nine is Enough	Dan and Roseanne think it's time for Mark and Becky to move out — meanwhile Roseanne has big news.
7.02	149	Two for One	Dan isn't the only one who's a wreck over Roseanne's news — and David pretends to accept that Darlene is seeing another guy.
7.03	150	Snoop Davey Dave	Roseanne refuses to allow Darlene to go back to school after David reveals her drug use.
7.04	151	Girl Talk	Dan, Mark and Fred indulge in a little "girl talk," which leads to their learning way more about each others' personal lives.
7.05	152	Sleeper	Everyone has a different interpretation about David's adult dream.
7.06	153	Skeleton in the Closet	Leon outdoes himself hosting a Halloween soirée with the Lunch Box clan and a bevy of his gay friends — many of whom seem to know Fred intimately.
7.07	154	Follow the Son	D.J. wants out of his job at the Lunch Box — David schemes to stop Darlene from moving in with her new boyfriend.
7.08	155	Punch and Jimmy	Roseanne pays a surprise visit to Darlene to find out what her new boyfriend is all about.
7.09	156	White Men Can't Kiss	Dan and Roseanne confront their own prejudices as D.J. refuses to kiss a girl in the school play.
7.10	157	Thanksgiving 1994	The Conners receive potentially bad news about the baby — Nana Mary arrives with a new man on her arm.
7.11	158	Maybe Baby	Roseanne must make a decision which she feels is hers alone to make.
7.12	159	The Parenting Trap	Roseanne challenges the manner in which Dan handles D.J.'s problem in school.
7.13	160	Rear Window	The Conners get an eye-full of their new neighbors, and Darlene gets an ear-full from Mark who thinks David is getting too close to Becky.
7.14	161	My Name is Bev	Bev is picked-up for DUI, which brings her to the revelation that she's an alcoholic.
7.15	162	Bed and Bored	Roseanne orders up a week of bedrest, leaving the family to fend for themselves — and Jackie gets Bev to admit that she wasn't a good mother.
7.16	163	Sisters	Sibling rivalries fester when Jackie complains to Roseanne about D.J.'s peculiar behaviors, and Dan lures Darlene home as part of a plan to get her and Becky to make up.
7.17	164	Lost Youth	Jealousies mount as David and Mark vie for the attention of the new busgirl (Traci Lords) at the Lunch Box — Jackie complains to Fred that their lovemaking needs a shot in the arm.
7.18	165	Single Married Female	Dan faces a difficult decision: whether to tell Fred that he spotted Jackie out with another man.
7.19	166	All About Rosey	Part 1 — A young Roseanne (Michael Fishman) and Jackie (Zoe Perry) visit a fortune teller (John Goodman) to see what their futures will be; then an older Jackie takes an autistic D.J. (John Goodman) to see a psychiatrist. Part 2 — Roseanne is visited by the "Sitcom Mothers Welcome Wagon" — Barbara Billingsley, June Lockhart, Isabel Sanford, Alley Mills, Patricia Crowley.
7.20	167	Husbands and Wives	Roseanne convinces Fred to get back together with Jackie, then comes to realize that maybe it isn't for the best.
7.21	168	Happy Trailers	Roseanne and Dan are concerned when Mark and Becky move into a trashy trailer park.
7.22	169	The Blaming of the Shrew	D.J. has a new girlfriend (Ashley Johnson) who, not unlike Roseanne, tends to push her man around — Jackie and Fred try seeing a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).
7.23	170	The Birds and the Frozen Bees	Roseanne devises a plan to reunite David and Darlene — and succeeds.
7.24	171	Couch Potato	The Conners are selected to be a Neilsen Family, which prompts Roseanne to make adjustments in the family's viewing habits — Jackie and Fred call it quits.
7.25	172	Sherwood Schwartz — A Loving Tribute	David plans to spend a month in Europe after graduation, but Darlene doesn't want him to go — Dan and Roseanne share their fantasies about the future.

8.01	173	Shower the People You Love with Stuff	Roseanne talks her feuding daughters into throwing a baby shower for her (Lecy Goranson returns as Becky).
8.02	174	Let Them Eat Junk	Jackie criticizes Roseanne's parenting skills when she doesn't respect Jackie's wishes while babysitting Andy.
8.03	175	Direct to Video	The Conners prepare a video for the new baby.
8.04	176	Roseanne in the Hood	Roseanne and Jackie go overboard when the Lunch Box gets competition across the street.
8.05	177	The Last Date	Dan and Roseanne have one last night out, crashing a bar mitzvah, before the baby's born.
8.06	178	Halloween — The Final Chapter	Roseanne and Jackie consult a Ouija board to find out when the baby will arrive.
8.07	179	The Fifties Show	A 1950's sitcom is spoofed with the Conners as the typical nuclear family.
8.08	180	The Getaway, Almost	Jackie and Roseanne have a Thelma and Louise experience.
8.09	181	The Last Thursday in November	Parents of D.J.'s class get a controversial point of view on what the first Thanksgiving was really like from a Native American schoolteacher.
8.10	182	Of Mice and Dan	Dan re-visits his past when an old musician friend (John Popper) comes to town.
8.11	183	December Bride	Leon reluctantly allows Roseanne to plan his wedding to Scott (Fred Willard) whose idea it was in the first place.
8.12	184	The Thrilla near the Vanilla Extract	Jackie and Roseanne both take second jobs offering samples at the Buy-n-Bag, which sparks competition.
8.13	185	The White Sheep of the Family	The family is stunned to learn that Darlene turned down a $500/week job.
8.14	186	Becky Howser, M.D.	Becky contemplates future plans that seemingly don't include Mark.
8.15	187	Out of the Past	Jackie and Roseanne take a trip down memory lane when Nana Mary drops by with a box of their old toys.
8.16	188	Construction Junction	Dan and Roseanne decide whether he should stick with his boring city job or take a gamble on prison construction with his pals.
8.17	189	We're Going to Disney World	The family uses Dan's severance pay to take a family vacation to the Magic Kingdom (the role of Becky is played by Sarah Chalke in these two episodes).
8.18	190	Disney World War II	Darlene is her usual dark, dreary self, until an old friend from the past brings a sparkle to her eye.
8.19	191	Springtime for David	Roseanne doesn't share David's excitement about going to work and live at a nearby amusement park.
8.20	192	Another Mouth to Shut Up	Darlene proposes to David, then drops a bomb on him and the rest of the family.
8.21	193	Morning Becomes Obnoxious	Roseanne is "discovered" during a man-on-the-street interview at the Lunch Box.
8.22	194	Ballroom Blitz	Bev accuses Jackie of stealing away her dreamy dance instructor (Tony Curtis).
8.23	195	The Wedding	Darlene and David's wedding day arrives, and their vows bring Roseanne to tears.
8.24	196	Heart & Soul	Dan finds himself in the hospital after suffering a heart attack at Darlene's wedding reception; he and Roseanne share a very emotional moment.
8.25	197	Fights & Stuff	Dan, on the road to recovery, refuses to follow doctor's orders, which sparks a huge fight in which he an Roseanne tear the house apart and she walks out.

9.01	198	Call Waiting	Despite Dan's pleas, Roseanne is not ready to forgive him and end their separation.
9.02	199	Millions from Heaven	Dan and Roseanne win the biggest lottery payoff in the state's history, but they are determined to not let the money change their lives.
9.03	200	What a Day for a Daydream	Roseanne is still so bewildered by her family's newfound fame and fortune that she occasionally zones out into a strange fantasy world.
9.04	201	Honor Thy Mother	While Roseanne and Jackie are salivating over the prospect of being wrapped, slapped and scrubbed at an exotic spa, Dan is full of remorse about his relationship with his mother.
9.05	202	Someday My Prince Will Come	A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sees Jackie on TV and becomes infatuated with her.
9.06	203	Pampered to a Pulp	Roseanne and Jackie are thrilled when they enter an exotic spa for some rest and relaxation, but after a few days days they begin to wonder if all of this is too much of a good thing.
9.07	204	Satan, Darling	Jackie and Roseanne attend a glittering New York party, where they mingle with Manhattan's upper crust; however, as the evening progresses, Roseanne finds herself drawn into a creepy 90's version of "Rosemary's Baby".
9.08	205	Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti	Roseanne and the family are invited to spend some time with the fabulously wealthy Wentworth family at their posh estate on Cape Cod. But before long, the Conners are teaching the snobby elitists some truths about real life.
9.09	206	Roseambo	When her family is held captive aboard a speeding train by a gang of desperate terrorists, Roseanne becomes a one-woman army, ready to take on anyone who stands in the way of rescuing them before the train is destroyed. Steven Seagal guests as himself.
9.10	207	Home Is Where the Afghan Is	The absence of Dan, a series of family squabbles, and a shocking revelation by Bev mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as a rich and famous family, and they start to realize that money does not necessarily buy happiness.
9.11	208	Mothers and Other Strangers	When Dan announces that he'll be coming home soon, Roseanne begins to worry about whether he'll accept all the changes she's made — Bev, decides to ask her mother a question that has haunted her for years: who was her father?
9.12	209	Home for the Holidays	After a long stay in California with his mother, Dan returns home for Christmas and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family begin to realize how fortunate they are to have each other.
9.13	210	Say It Ain't So	Jackie forces Dan to reveal some devastating news to Roseanne — and D.J. wants the job of videotaping Darlene giving birth.
9.14	211	Hit the Road, Jack	As Dan prepares to return to California, a confused and upset Roseanne drives around aimlessly, trying to assess where their marriage is going — and D.J. meets a girl who immediately becomes his soul mate.
9.15	212	The War Room	When a heartbroken Roseanne locks herself in her room and won't come out, her family and friends all try in their own unique way to help her get out of her funk.
9.16	213	Lanford's Elite	At a party at the swank Lanford Country Club, Roseanne forges a surprising bond with Edgar Wellman, Jr. (James Brolin), the son of her hated former boss. When he reveals some shocking news about the future of Lanford, Roseanne realizes she may be the only one who can save her hometown.
9.17	214	Some Enchanted Merger	Roseanne doesn't know what to do when she finds herself deeply attracted to Edgar Wellman, Jr. and realizes that he is equally bewitched by her.
9.18	215	A Second Chance	Roseanne and Dan begin to take the first tentative steps toward putting their marriage back together, but their reconciliation is disrupted when Darlene is suddenly rushed to the hospital.
9.19	216	The Miracle	When Darlene gives birth to a very premature baby, the doctors offer very little hope for the child's survival.
9.20	217	Roseanne-Feld	Jackie and Mark take in a female wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared when he realizes he may be about to have his first sexual experience; and Bev introduces Leon and Scott to her new "friend," a boozy singer named Joyce (Ruta Lee).
9.21	218	The Truth Be Told	Roseanne is bombarded with all sorts of bizarre ideas about how network and cable TV would tell her life story — meanwhile Bev is happily telling stories about Roseanne to a friendly florist, unaware that he is actually a tabloid reporter.
9.22	219	Arsenic and Old Mom	Roseanne and Dan are surprised by the late-night arrival of his mom, Audrey (Debbie Reynolds), who has unexpectedly been released from a psychiatric hospital in California — but, Dan is in for a bigger shock when he discovers the real reason his mother has come home.
9.23	220	Into That Good Night	The Conners are all thrilled when they learn that Darlene and David's baby girl, Harris, is finally strong enough to come home — Bev and family pals Leon, Scott and Nancy, join the celebration and together they all share their hopes and dreams for the baby's future.